Oh, hi! You found my website! Clever you. On here you can read information on me, my writing, and how exactly I plan to defeat you in a fight. However, I highly recommend high-tailing it (although I cannot for the life of me tell you why high-tailing means what it does) over to my blog. That’s where the real action is.

And by action, I mean I update it daily with stuff and nonsense. So not really any action to speak of at all. I don’t even have any explosions there. I hear it’s kind of funny, though.

My NYT bestselling novels, PARANORMALCY and SUPERNATURALLY, are available in bookstores now. The third book in the trilogy, ENDLESSLY, will be out in 2012. I hope you read them. And if you read them, I really hope you like them. And if you like them, I really hope you tell your friends.

Now I feel like I ought to figure out a way to implement explosions on my blog. You’re all going to be so disappointed.